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firehouse squirrel

A person that lives at multiple firehouse in an effort to actually make it above the poverty line in the EMS world. Normally they are EMTs, but paramedics and firefighters have been know to adapt this behavior in lower paying arenas.

Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"
Damn firehouse squirrels.

C15 totally squirreled that call.

Get out of our district you damn squirrels.

I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!
by Wayward EMT May 3, 2016
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Afghanistan style firehouse

A type of orgy that happens during ramadan where 5 men over the age of 70 all scream “Allahu Akbar!” and proceed to masturbate each other with homemade bombs and fuck hard non-stop for 12 hours.
Bro I just want to do an Afghanistan style firehouse while in Saudi Arabia.
by quag_ May 28, 2025
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Firehouse dog dare

The ultimate dare, NO take backs and you have to do it.

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Me: "I dare you"
you: "I double dog dare you"
Me: "I triple dog dare you"
You: "I quadruple dog dare you"
Me: "I FIREHOUSE DOG DARE YOU"
by AMDK April 17, 2025
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firehouse

a place where a very interesting event took place
bro that party was a firehouse
by Gabbiebbg December 7, 2021
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