Finklestein

You know, Finklestein! - The game where you look everywhere for the cute little rubber squeaky mouse toy (named Finklestein) who you lost at the supermarket when you were four years old. Whoever cries first, wins.

Bizarro choose his favorite game... FINKLESTEIN!!

by Me am Bizarro number 1! August 21, 2018

Finkelstein

The cheapest of the cheap. Jews are notoriously cheap but a Finkelstein takes that cheapness to a new realm.

The goddamn air conditioning is out again.
Can we fix it right this time? I'm tired of this Finkelstein bullshit!!!!

by Dee Avis November 13, 2018

Daniel Finkelstein

The Thanos killer, the best man in the world, have a dick size of 999999km.
Rak BB

Daniel Finkelstein is the best man in the world

by BabySmasher69420 March 27, 2020

finkelshtein

A sexual act where your partner doesn't turn up for half the sessions and doesn't really understand you for the rest

Bro: Man I really finkelshteined my gf last night
Bro2: Man you suck

by IfinkthereforeIam March 5, 2017

Finklestein

Finklestein is the title of a game where players involved are in a never ending game of tag of sorts. The act of finkleing someone is fingering their “finkle” otherwise known as the knee armpit for 3 seconds counted out loud. There are many rules to the game of finklestein. It consists of many players and is a devious game originating in Missouri. The point of the game is to not be the finkleton for longer than 2 weeks and to get rid of it as soon as possible. If you are the finkleton for longer than 2 weeks a series of curses such as the frog drink supper, 10,000 lashings, and butt phone sniffer are imposed on the finkleton. After a year of being the finkleton for a year a tattoo of the word finkleton must be put on the players body. The meister is in a no tag backs rule as long as whoever they finkled is still the finkleton. The other players can be finkled by the finkleton anywhere besides church or if all the players agree to have a place be sacred in the moment.

I am the nasty little finkleton in the game finklestein.

by Son of Shad April 16, 2025

Dirty Finklestein

When you are banging a girl missionary in your Tallis and yarmulke and just as you come you recite the shema and close with “in the name of all that is holy… Amen!”

Lee: Did you hear? Andrew gave Shelby the Dirty Finklestein last night!

Mike: No Way! How did she react?

Lee: She married him!

Mike: That’s a good girl!!

by Cwhite April 12, 2024