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poopy finger

The correct term for Poopy Finger is the unintentional slipage of your finger off the tolite paper onto you greasy butthole, resulting in a "POOPY FINGER". If not washed will result in a nasty stomach when pablo servers you your soup. See Poopy Soup!
Pablo's poopy finger in my soup tore up my stomach....
by Captain Spanky November 9, 2007
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poop finger

A large evacuation of liquid fecal matter closely resembling that of diarrhea but on a more explosive scale. Poop Finger can occur instantly and without conscious thought or decision. Poop Finger is directly caused by someone preparing your food after wiping their ass but before washing their hands.
Damn, the dude that prepared my filet-o-fish sandwich at McDonald's must have given me Poop Finger because I've been sneezing out of my ass for the last two hours.
by me.....)()( January 11, 2008
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poop finger

a finger coated with poop, usually a direct result of anal probing
Taylor D Benjamin loves to lick his poop finger after anal intercourse
by bubba March 25, 2003
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pooy finger

That smell, that smudge on a finger who knows how it got on there in the first place...To precise on the itch or just an honest mistake.
by Adam Bushell June 5, 2005
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Poopy Finger

When you wipe your butt hole after a poop, and your finger gets poop on it.
John got poopy finger after he forgot to use toilet paper
by Nandez October 6, 2006
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Poop Finger

The act of suprising someone by jamming a finger into their unsuspecting butthole. (clothed or unclothed)
I was walking to fifth period and Tom snuck up behind me and gave me a poop finger.
by Jimmy Whispas July 13, 2012
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poopy finger

This midevil game is a favorite past time of the Polish people to entertain themselves on those coold lonely nights. Start by inserting index finger into rectal cavity making sure to get good brown coverage. Next wipe it on the face of 2nd participant. Participant number 2 should then in turn repeat the first step. He who hath the longest skid mark in the end wins...No pun intended. This game can also provide one with hours of non-stop entertainment if tested on unsuspecting parties.
Todds mom enjoys hours upon hours of poopy finger until ammunition runs out.
by Chad Jackson December 31, 2003
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