Finagle that bagel

A sneaky and edgy way of getting that bread

I don't know man, doesn't seem right.
C'mon dude, just finagle that bagel.

by ZJangarang December 24, 2018

Finagle a bagel

To finagle a bagel is the act by which a man promptly shoves three of his fingers in to a woman's vagina and opens them extremely forcefully

Ray J had to finagle a bagel in Kim Kardashian in their sex tape

by JacobTHEPUSSYSLAYERMooney June 24, 2016

Finagle the bagel

The act of diddling ones bung hole

Ashley: Excited for your date tonight?
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯

Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....

by The AB Finagler May 2, 2019

Finagle to the bagel

In mathematics, a "finagle" is any variable that is raised to the power of zero (0), which is shaped like a bagel, and always equals 1, or a whole bagel.

5 raised to the power of 0, which equals 1, is a "finagle to the bagel."

by Cinderella Seuss December 1, 2023

kegel finagle

When a female surreptitiously has unusually strong vaginal muscles and proceeds to injure her male counterpart's penis during sex

"Man, that girl last last night really fucked my dick over. She pulled a kegel finagle five minutes in and damn near popped my dick."

by spinkle0711 March 26, 2014

The Frazier Finagle

The Act of Swindling and Deceiving Feeble Minded Individuals using ONLY Deceitful Maneuvering, and Shady Tactics. Also referred to as "The Double Dip", The Frazier Finagle can only be Accomplished by Continuously staying 1 step ahead of the Swindled, all the while appearing to be 1 or more steps behind...unbeknownst to all others, not only have you secured a significantly larger earnings for yourself, you have also Raped and Defiled the innocence and purity of a Gullible yet FAR inferior opponent and or Foe

"That Racist Joke Couldnt have come at a better time, not only did he Pay for our entire dinner that night but he continued to appologize all night ultimately ending with him Bribing me with Those Tickets for the Packers Game that are Sold out. Funny Thing is im not Even Black, Chalk one Up to The Frazier Finagle"

Im Broke From Spending all My Money on Drugs buts if i act sad Cause my Grandma is in the Hospital and play it like i dont Feel like Going out The Frazier Finagle Should should force my friends into getting me Drunk with there money and feeling good about themselves for doing so

by Fatty Deuce December 17, 2011

Finale Stuff

Radio friendly term for cum, (usually male, but occasionally female). Coined by Lisa Way, radio personality from the Dave and Chuck the Freak show on 101.1 WRIF in Detroit.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.

I hope the foot sniffer didn't finale stuff until he got home.

He was hard to catch, because he never left finale stuff behind for evidence.

by CherrySigler October 28, 2013