figger naggot

Only whites can say this.
Any blacks heard saying it will be tasered by the authorities, not shot because thats racist.

Black: "Figger Naggot"
Authority: "Get down on the ground!"
*Helecopter noises*
*woosh*

*woosh*

iDubbbz: "Thats an edgy nigger!"
Authority: "Thank you iDubbbz for reporting."

by Jared from speedway October 18, 2017

firme hina

a very hot chick (girl) - Mexican slang

Susana is one firme hina.

You see a hot girl walking down the street and say to your brutha, "Check out that firme hina".

by el mero chingon October 21, 2007

Filmed with a toaster

When a video stream is so bad the screen is all fuzzy.

Wow, is that being filmed with a toaster?!

by Hhgoal November 18, 2015

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

figueroa

1. To be a real pimp.
2. To act "fly".
3. To come out cool from a difficult situation.

1. "Getting down with the ho's, the dawgs call me figueroa"
2. "I'm being figueroa in da club"
3. To pull a figueroa

by KFR July 18, 2008

The Figel Option

A term used in beer pong that replaces a team mate for usually just a throw. The replacement can be anyone near the table choosen by the single player. This term is put in effect if the missing team mate taken a piss, droppin a deuce, or just unavalible at the time of his throw. This keeps the game flowing.

"Yo my team mate went to drop a deuce, imma have to run the figel option."

by Y0shi November 28, 2005

figleaf

(METAPHOR) relatively transparent ruse to hide something embarrassing behind something good, or something neutral. For example, a man may attempt to hit on a woman by attempting to get her involved in bible study. The woman would ordinarily find being hit on disagreeable or even offensive, so the man conceals his intentions as something considered good.

Comes from the tradition of Renaissance artists using figleaves to conceal the genitalia of nude subjects.

During the lead up to the invasion of Iraq, neoconservatives used concern for the the welfare of Iraqis under Saddam's oppressive rule as a figleaf for their bloodlust.

by Primus Intra Pares July 25, 2010