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Feathery Stroker

A guy who has gotten too carried away with a girl's idea of romance. He looks at her like a fragile flower and barely dares to touch her because he's too afraid to crush her, and he writes a lot of poems and serenades for his woman. While many girls find this romantic, the rest of the women with sense in their heads finds this annoying and plain sappy, not to mention that it's one of the biggest turn-offs in human existence due to the fact that it's so immasculine.

The expression "Feathery Stroker" comes from Marian Keys' book "Anybody out there", where one of the main character's friends tell her about a man that instead of ripping her clothes of, he lay there stroking her carefully as if he was stroking a feather. Her friend on the other hand, experienced it as one of the worst days of her life.
Jaqueline: Ugh, I just had the worst night ever.
Anna: Why?
Jaqueline: I met a Feathery Stroker.
Anna: Really? What happened?
Jaquelina: He was just laying there in my bed, stroking me like a fragile feather, while I was waiting for him to tear my clothes off and fuck me.
Anna: Oh lord, I'm so sorry.
by VuittonCouture February 1, 2012
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featherwood

Kristen's a featherwood from Lakewood.
by feather14wood May 12, 2008
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Feather foot

A featherfoot is a sorcerer in Australian

Aboriginal spirituality. A featherfoot is usually a bad spirit who kills people. In most traditional Aboriginal beliefs, there is no such thing as a natural death. Every death is caused by evil spirits or spells. It is usually because of an enemy who wants revenge for something.
A featherfoot is so named because they are believed to have supernatural powers, including the ability to fly. He wears special shoes made of feathers(usually emu) and hair stuck together with human blood. Scholars say that the shoes leave no tracks or footprints.
The feather foot was exceptionally evil in its spirit and physical presence.
by B-rizzle February 12, 2019
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Down-Feathered

When your loved one drains your balls of all sperm and now your balls are light as a down-feather blanket
My girlfriend Down-Feathered me and now my balls feel light as a feather!
by My kid is a Mallard June 25, 2019
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Dot Not Feathers

Dot Not Feathers is a description that differentiates between the two "Indian" possibilities. "Dot" refers to the Indian that comes from India (the word "dot" refers to the forehead festoonery that represents the third eye in the Hindu Religion). The word "Feathers" is descriptive of the American Indian who use feathers to accessorize their cranium.
The Indians (dot not feathers) are good businessmen - they own a lot of motels. On the other hand the Indians (feathers not dot) are even better businessmen, they own casinos where the dots gamble.
by Big Hugh Jardon May 27, 2009
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feather

a bird's fur
by the cooler penguin27 September 15, 2020
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Butt Feathers

My ass hole feels so weird I got shave my butt feathers
by The jelly man February 8, 2015
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