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double featuring

The act of smoking marijuana 5-7 hours into an acid trip and experiencing a sudden and intense resurgence in the LSD experience, often resulting in astral traveling, melting faces, fractal vision, and extreme and aggressive sleeplessness, not to mention the total inability to drive.

N: double feature, double featurer
Although her initial plans for the evening didn't include double featuring, Agatha soon found herself traveling into space through the popcorn ceiling.
by George Elliot September 22, 2009
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bitch-features

Mean, nasty (or totally harmless) term for any female doing anything that pisses you off. Heat of the moment sort of name-calling.
"Hey bitch-features where did you get your license?"

"Bitch-features has her shortest skirt on again...you can nearly see what she had for breakfast."
by ckerr16 April 23, 2008
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Featurism

The name (created by Tee Noir) for the idea that Eurocentric features (slim nose, high cheekbones, and loose curls) are more favorable than Afrocentric features (coily hair, wide nose, dark skin).
“Because of featurism, the only wide spread representation of black women in the media are light-skinned women with loose curls and light eyes.”
by •Miya_is_the_name• September 6, 2021
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fettuccine Alfredo

When you cum in a girl, and keep fucking her until your dick is floppy and soft. Like a spaghetti.
Jon: "I totally fettuccine alfredo'd my girl last night!"
by Patoat August 10, 2016
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Featureschmerz

The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.
Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.
by Jessica Jernigan August 12, 2007
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Creature Feature

noun: an old school horror movie that's main feature is a monster or monsters hence the term Creature Feature.
The best thing about a Creature Feature is when the Monster eats people.
by Lycanthropiachic December 23, 2009
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Creature Feature

While they are whored out by Hot Topic, and most of their fans are goth posers with tripp pants, they are actually a pretty good horror punk band.
When I say horror punk, don't expect horror punk along the lines of Misfits, which is typical rock driven by guitar, bass and drums. They are actually driven by synth drums, and two keyboardists that go by the pseudonyms Curtis RX, and Erik X, with Curtis doing vocals. Their name comes from a generic title for horror shows broadcast on local U.S. television stations throughout the 1960s, 70s and 80s.
They do a very good job of capturing the feeling old b-horror movies gave off. Their lyrics reflect such subject matters as Zombies (Aim For The Head), being buried alive (Buried Alive (duh)), and probably one of my favorite songs by them is Gorey Demise, which features a meeting of monsters going through the obituaries in alphabetical order.
Sadly, their image is being ruined, so many old school punk fans will call them posers, especially horror punk fans, and never give them a chance. But I encourage any fan of horror and punk to go and check them out. Their debut album was released a while ago. It is called "The Greatest Show Unearthed." Buy it, and keep an open mind.
Creature Feature aren't really over-rated, just whored out.
by Nighthawk41 March 12, 2009
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