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frustrated wank

The act of masterbating after not having had sex with your partner, but not just anywhere, no, this is done in the same bed as your other half! One must be as quiet as possible so as not to wake up your partner and being caught can results in serious consequences ranging from repulsion to rejection, as I have found out to my cost!
Heh, Nigel, did you get any action last night from your lady?
No chance, that frigid bitch wasn't giving out at all, I had a frustrated wank instead and to be honest, I enjoyed it more than sex!
by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006
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seshually frustrated

When you haven't had a drink in 4-5 days and have a strong urge to have one, you are seshually frustrated.
Rob: What's wrong Sofia?
Sofia: I need a vodka shot, i'm so seshually frustrated.
by secret_sauce_420 November 4, 2016
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Mouthually Frustrated

when you are extremely frustrated because your boyfriend is mean and won't let you suck his dick even though the desire to suck his dick is eating you up on the inside
Boyfriend: I'm a big controlling dom and I won't let you suck my dick unless I say you can
Mouthually frustrated person: I dont think I am going to make it if you don't let me suck your cock PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE
by BANANASANDEGGPLANTS May 22, 2022
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frustrated metalhead

a generally angry mood that revolves around someone who's had an unfortunate accident involving getting their head dipped in molten metal
ned kelly was often a frustrated metalhead although in this particular case he chose to wear metal to symbolise his respect for those involved in molten metal-related accidents
by alex blows donkeys September 4, 2003
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Frustrated Cum

Frustrated cum would be when your having gay sex, yet you yourself are straight. But, you have to please dumbledore, your headmaster, and your daddy. So you try your hardest -- but in the end all that comes out is one small, pathetic spurt, as dumbldore sighs at the sight of your pathetic, flaccid duck.
Ron Weasley caught Harry Potter with his pants down, awkwardly gripping his dick in front of Hagrid.

"Bloody hell!" Ron said, staring at Harry's frustrated cum.
by xxxantichristxxx July 8, 2016
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sexually frustrated

What 90% of the world's leaders are.
If Bush, Kim Jong Il, Bin Laden, Blair, Putin and Nasrallah had some TLC, they wouldn't be sexually frustrated, and a lot of wars would stop.
by FuckConformityAndStupidJerks:) January 30, 2007
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Flusterated

ex) when i found out i got pregnant i got so flusterated
by HRdom January 26, 2010
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