Wet Juicy Fert

Nartsack

I love that wet juicy fert

by nartsgort October 16, 2018

Nueph-fert

The sound one human makes to another human when trying to get his or her attention. Sounds very nasally and alien yet a distinct noise of the Homosapien, a noise that raises a genetic response in humans causing ears to perk and heads to turn in the direction of the Nuephfert call origin.
Similiar to a goat call but for people. Dialects have been found in regions with clicks and "thock" sounds of the tounge and lip.

"NNNNuuuuueeeeppphhh-FFFEERRTTT!!!" cried a human to the other unsuspecting human. His head turns and awknowledges the presence of the calling Homosapien. (shit you see on nature shows but with people.)

by bernunscurtymertun June 28, 2004

What fert do

What to do

I’m really bored. I don’t know what fert do

by B boy November 6, 2023

Fertile Crescent

An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley

Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?

Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!

Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.

by Kensco7 November 6, 2018

Fertig

To ejaculate while flaccid without the assistance or need of a female.

Bro, I fertiged all over the floor.
Did she jack you off? Nah, I fertiged.

by Brohaan July 13, 2009

Fried and Fertilized

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011

Fertus

A guy (or girl) that gets completely smashed while playing video games and proceeds to yell obscenities at everyone, then tell everyone how much he loves them, sometimes while crying. Fertus typically can’t see well through the tears and often dies in game doing simple things like jumping. Other attributes are an extraordinarily low K/D accompanied by the sound of his controller breaking and more crying.

Oh man... looks like he’s gone full on Fertus again.

by ReddManchu August 4, 2018