ferp

A person with little social life or popularity who hangs on to any shred of affection; also someone who smells bicycle seats.
"Oh my gosh, I just said hi to Fred and now he won't stop following me."
"Ew, he's such a ferp."
by Dolittle Kumquat August 30, 2018
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FERP

An acronym for the phrase "Fire Engine Red Pubes." A descriptive term for the pubic hair of a red-headed person. It is used as a noun, but can be used as both a nickname for a person or in direct reference to the subject.
Nickname: Hey FERP, how was your weekend?

Noun: Hey, you've got a FERP caught between your teeth.
by Professor_FERPS March 02, 2024
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Ferp

The act of sticking your own dick into your ass and cumming in order to feel pleasure and rejuvenate your body using its natural juices
I’m ferping right now, it feels so good!
Wanna have a group ferp sesh later?
by fuhuhluhtoogan1 April 26, 2024
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Lewis loves to take part in FERP in his spare time :3
by furrypurrygirlgiggle June 24, 2024
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Bro, I just got ferped!!!

What?

Ferped!
by lefty00001 May 23, 2019
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