Buzzfeed feminism

the worst kind of feminism. these cunts will write the stupidest shit I have heard.
for example: the're like ISIS to muslims. they give them a bad name.

you either like or don't like buzzfeed feminism.

by elongatedmuscrat69 December 17, 2018

femininitease

a collective noun, grouping the art forms including pin-up, burlesque, strip-tease and other visual arts with the common characteristic of highlighting seductive suggestion by depiction of the female model, dancer or actress(s).

Tea so loved all the femininitease arts that she painted her house pink, gardened flowers in corsets and stilettos and she never failed to wink as on neighbors drove by.

by Tour de France Girl April 5, 2012

selective feminism

A female who believes in feminism (normally the extremist tumblrina or sjw variety) and being equal to (or greater than in some cases) men only when it is beneficial to them.

Selective Feminism User: "I believe in equality for women because men are oppressive rapist scum."
Man: "Alright. Waiter, can we split the bill?"
Selective Feminism User: "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LADY YOU RUDE ASSHOLE"

by Glad2BAGland August 12, 2014

Famine Underwear

The garments you wear during a shortage of underwear, when you haven't done laundry in several weeks or months. Usually characterized by lack of elasticity, holes (usually large and awkwardly located), stains, and typically are at least 5 - 10 years old. In some cases soccer shorts, underwear of unknown origin, thongs, bathing suit bottoms, or 'granny panties' can be considered famine underwear, but do not necessarily meet the above criteria.

I haven't done laundry in weeks, so I'm wearing my famine underwear, the boxers I made in home economics in middle school.

by sharkfoot February 21, 2010

Tumblr Feminist

A "Social Justice Warrior" which claims to be a supporter of Feminism and equal rights, but actually hates men, and thinks that they should be treated better by men, but men deserve to be treated badly by them.

(Battling "sexism" with more sexism)

Feminist3253- "I believe in equal rights"

Two hours later
ManGuy420- "Hello ma'am, would you like to become friends, I see you're a feminist, and I believe in equal rights too"
Feminist3253- "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M A FENINIST YOU SEX CRAZED PIG!!!!"
ManGuy420- "Are you sure you believe in equal rights?"
Feminist3253- "YES I AM, AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!!"

TheTrueFeminist logged on
TheTrueFeminist- "No, you are a Tumblr feminist, stop hating on men!"
Feminist3243- "I AM A TRUE FEMINIST, AND YOU WILL RESPECT YOUR PRIVILEGE YOU SEXIST-"
TheTrueFeminist blocked Feminist3253

by totaly not troll November 12, 2016

white feminism

A brand of feminism centered around the ideals and struggles of primarily white women. While not outright exclusive, its failure to consider other women and its preoccupation with Western standards and the problems faced by the "average woman" is often alienating to women of color, non-straight women, trans women, and women belonging to religious or cultural minorities.

"Muslim women shouldn't be allowed to wear hijabs or burqas because they are oppressive."
"That sounds like white feminism. Many Muslim women wear them of their own free will."

by laycandle February 11, 2015

Toxic Feminism

An embodiment of double standards and misandry, that is void of self reflection. Where Third Wave Feminists believe it is OK to behave rudely towards the opposite sex for no reason other than the fact they are male. They condemn what they deem as "toxically masculine" behaviors among men such as competitiveness, love for physical activities, and emotional stoicism. Ironically, they see no fault with their juvenilely privileged and sheltered female behaviors, such as spreading gossip, commenting on one another's clothing, oggling hot guys, and overreacting emotionally to trivial things.

- Guy: "I've been practicing Muay Thai and Jiu-Jitsu lately. I love it! It keeps me on an even keel."

- Girl1: "OMG, that is so typical male toxic behavior. Why do you guys always have to be so violent?"

- Girl2: "Oh Girl1, I love your hair! It matches perfectly with what you're wearing!"

- Girl1: "Oh Thank you so much! I like how your earrings match with you shoes and purse! It reminds me of that model on page 23 in Cosmo. OMG by the way, have you seen that guy at the pool last week? He is so yummy!"

- Guy: "Er.....girls, why should me, as a guy, enjoying my martial arts practice be condemned as 'toxic masculinity' while childish gossiping and outfit-chatting is considered ok?

- Girl1: "It's because you're a man, and your male behavior is forceful and condemnable."

- Guy: "Talk about toxic feminism..."

by NeodoreLogan April 26, 2019