Craig Ferguson

Sexiest funniest man alive/on Late night television with a Scottish accent.

WATCH HIM after David Letterman on CBS

Me: OH MY GOD did you watch Craig last night?
Someone else: I KNOW HE WAS SO SEXY AND FUNNY LAST NIGHT! I LOVE THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON!

by iPanickedTGG September 1, 2009

feenus

The female version of a penis.

Damn bro, in those wrestling spandex you can clearly see Chyna's feenus!

by The Nut Smugglers Inc. July 4, 2009

Yeetus Feetus

yeeting a fetus as far as humanly possible

Rachel- ‘It was such a good day today, the yeetus feetus tactic really worked for me!!!’

by Yeetinglotsofthings September 18, 2018

Fergus

Fergus, often mistaken for Hercules and sometimes even Zeus, was the "Brad Pitt' of the Godly Universe.

Hercules: "Fergus, my brother, teach me how." (It is uncertain as to whether hercules and Fergus really were brothers or not. Most-likely not).

by Allison Stokke October 29, 2008

Fergus McDonald

Smokes crayons

Guy 1: Did you see Fergus McDonald last night?
Guy 2: Yea he was soooooo high on those crayons

by Peter Greer October 2, 2018

Rusty Ferguson

Doing the nasty with a broad who's currently holding a week old tampon in her snatch.

"Last night was the worst night of my life."
"Why?"
"She pulled the ol' Rusty Ferguson. Forgot all about it. It did fall out after 10 minutes, though."

by unlvseamus May 30, 2014

tyler ferguson

a chug jug

Damn, you look like such a Tyler Ferguson playing fortnite like that.

by ZARusso March 12, 2019