FedExcellent

The irrational euphoria people get just from opening surprise packages, no matter what's in them.

Man, ripping open that box felt FedExcellent, but turns out it was just some junk I left at my ex's place.

by PedXing1992 August 6, 2009

FedEx

<verb>

FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.

If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"

George Bush really FedEx'd the United States.

by Dave April 19, 2005

fensexual

a person who falls in love with fences.

i love fences, im a fensexual. just like james!

by a close friend ;) May 12, 2009

I blame FedEx

To blame procrastination on FedEx, when there is no other available alibi.

I have a lot of work to do tonight. I don't wanna do it. ...I blame FedEx!

by 0Hamster0 December 9, 2008

fersexy

both sexy and fierce at the same time

That girl over there is so fersexy, she could be a model.

by Maple Ass January 30, 2009

FedEx

Largest worldwide freight service. Operates an airborne fleet of 727s, DC-10s, MD-11s, A300s, A310s, and Cessna C210s.

Expensive too.

by yo mama July 20, 2003

fedex quest

This term comes from the world of MMORPG gaming, or more specifically World of Warcraft, the most famous of the genre. In these types of games players normally must complete quests to gain experience, money, items, or all three. Normally, a player would have to kill somebody, slaughter groups of monsters, or collect things for a quest giver, however in a fedex quest, all that you have to do to reap the rewards of the quest are to walk around and talk to people and possibly give them items. Players normally love these types of quests because they are essentially free xp and money.

Gamer Nerd 1: Man, you gotta get in on this Legend of Stalvan quest, I've killed like two people and I somehow have like 10000 xp from talking to people! I love fedex quests!

Gamer Nerd 2: CTN, I'm killing Murlocs.

by mrah! May 31, 2006