K-Fed-Ex

Britney Spear's loser husband's future monicker(nickname).

Some Guy In The Near Future:"Britney Spears dumped K-Fed. Now he's K-Fed-Ex."

by Mona Lott December 28, 2005

Fed Ex Pope

Character on Late Night with Conan O'Brien who wears a bathrobe and a Fed Ex box on his head.

The Fed Ex Pope mooned people in Canada on an episode of Late Night.

by Irish Reptilia November 4, 2004

fed-ex nipples

Nipples that stretch so far out that you could mail them to someone and they would still be attached.

"Did you see Jessica's fed-ex nipples? They go on for miles."

by Sponjizz1930 June 18, 2014

K-Fed-Ex

Kevin Federline after Britney dumps him

K-Fed-Ex has hooked up with Christina Aguilera to help lick his wounds after his divorce from Britney

by merriamweb May 25, 2006

K-Fed-Ex

The nick-name of Britney Spears or anyone that K-Fed no longer has a serious relationship with.

"Britney and that other woman - They are so K-Fed-Ex."

by y2kiki January 15, 2007

Fed-ex

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.

Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.

by QuacksO March 16, 2023

Nik From Fed Ex

Nik is a blonde overweight man in his twenties, Nik is the kind of guy to groom young girls on VrChat and unknowingly get minors into a polyamorous relationship and send disgusting messages via discord. Nik also works for Fed Ex and lives with his mother who is very clearly sick and tired of him. Nik needs to move out, get help, get a life and stop being a discord mod.

Person 1: Oh my gosh did you hear what that guy did to her
Person 2: Yes, they are such a Nik from fed ex!!

by NiksBiggestHater August 23, 2025