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Coon Features

Similar to twat features, but thats just a derogitory term.
Coon features actuallly describes a person to have black person features, E.g a huge nose, or huge slug lips.
Maybe a huge booty.
Dude would you think of tapping that hot white girl over there?

Wtf dude, that chick has coon features you twat feature.
by Coonschoolbus March 29, 2010
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cunt features

Person 1: What do you think of Dazza?
Person 2: You mean cunt features?
by Sick Cunt Tim September 5, 2008
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peasant features

Possessing facial features common among poor rural people, such as receding chins, lazy eyes, low brows, horsey face, etc. Possibly the result of centuries of living in a shallow gene pool.
What do you think about Raylene?" "Are you serious? She has no chin. She totally has peasant features.
by Jimbo E. November 22, 2011
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Cunt Features

To be a likened to the female gentials in the facial area
His face was so mishapened, he had some terrible Cunt Features

Shut the fuck up Cunt Features
by Emmanuelle the first January 10, 2008
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slut features

by freak child October 11, 2003
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very special features

When you take your dick, put it in a DVD, and fap with it.
Jared: Hey man have you seen my Alien VS. Predator DVD?
Aaron: Oh yeah, about that, I used it for my very special features.
Jared: Goddammit!
by Agent_D13 April 15, 2014
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different features

Special bits that supposedly appear when you are seventeen to signal that you are ready to have sex with a dirty old pervy man who came out of the woods.
Man: *emerges from woods* “Do you need pushing, little girl?”
8 year old me: *sat on swing* “no, I’m seventeen! I can push myself!”
Man: No you aren’t, if you were seventeen you’d have different features!” *outs dick and disappears into woods again*
by Sexee March 25, 2018
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