Fracking

The process of injecting semen at high-pressure into butt cavity to extract gas and/or turds. Frequently used to relieve constipation.

Subject 1: Babe, I’m so constipated.

Subject 2: Don’t worry I’ll give you a good fracking tonight. Frack that shit right out of you.

by Poopsnot Alot May 25, 2019

fracking

An polite substitute for "Fucking" or "Freaking" from the new series Battlestar Galactica. Similar to frelling. Used by Lucifer7 on irc.subnova.com #hbo.

"Those fracking Cylons!"

or

<zasx\malia> oh goody, 8 frelling times
<zasx\malia> last one was to fix a frelling networking bug -.-
<Fajita|nwn> lol
<Fajita|nwn> frelling
<zasx\malia> would you prefer i used fracking?
<Fajita|nwn> nah, carry on
<Fajita|nwn> it's just amusing

by ZexGX February 23, 2005

fracking

Originally drawn from hydrologic fracturing in natural gas development, the term can also be used to describe passionate sexual encounters.

"Governor Andrew Cuomo announced that he wants to lift the ban on fracking in this state. Now I say, fair's fair. After all, he just signed a bill saying gay couples could legally frack each other. . . . Why can't energy companies drill in our backyards?" - Steven Colbert

by Mt.Diablo July 15, 2011

fackin

A word straight from Stephen King: Equivalent to fucking.

Can also be used as in 'fucked up', 'fucker' or 'fucked', which would make 'facked up', 'facker' and 'facked'.

It's awesome when you say it because no one actually knows what it is, so if you're young enough to have nagging parentals but old enough to enjoy cursing, just say it with an extra-hard A, and drag it out: FAAAA-keen

Man, I had a fackin good time last night.

That's one sick mamafacker.

by Interview All The Llamas July 10, 2006

Fracking

The act of assaulting a toilet with explosive liquid diarrhea.

Chris I think the sushi I ate last night was bad. I've been fracking the toilet all morning.

by jhizzle819 August 26, 2014

Fracking Shat

Like "fucking shit" but with more razzle dazzle.

What the absolute fracking shat does that mean

by Bbberonika November 2, 2019

mattress fracking

Having a wet dream while sleeping on your stomach

Geology Professor: "Oil drillers shoot silt at high speeds to split rocks underground to find and raise oil. This is called 'fracking.'"

Student (whispering): "Huh, I guess I did some mattress fracking last night."

by TheHumbucker November 8, 2013