Fauxliday

A fake holiday.

Valentine's Day is a fauxliday designed to waste your money and time on gifts, when you could be wasting it on beer and getting laid, respectively.

by Christian Cenizal December 21, 2008

Fauxlet

Fauxlet (Fo-lett): A word hair dressers use to describe the mullet haircut to someone that wants a mullet but can't bring themselves to ask for it.

A Rat-tail could also fall into this category. Other possible fauxlets would be hairstyles that are questionable, such as the 1990ish Oprah Winfrey style and the mullets that taper back with out such a blunt chop line.

Example 1:

Hairdresser: "How would you like your hair cut today, sir?"
Customer: "I'd like a number 3 above my ears, finger-width on top, and leave all the length in back."
Hairdresser: "Oh, so you would like a mullet then?"
Customer: "Well not really a mullet, more just a regular hair cut with a little length on back - maybe 3-4 inches."
Hairdresser: "Oh, I get it, you want a fauxlet!"
Customer: "Exactly"

Example 2:"I'm really too cool to wear a mullet, but I secretly like the style, so I'm going to wear a 'fauxlet' instead."

by Cheen Kween March 8, 2010

Fauxlitarian

Someone who pretends to be working class, despite owning their own house, having attended a private school or having a middle class job. A broader version of Mockney.

A:Piers told me that he was proud to be a working class hero.
B: But he went to public school. He's so fauxlitarian

by Cedric45 February 17, 2009

fauxletarian

-adjective
1. presenting something/one's self as pertaining or belonging to the proletariat.

–noun
3. a purported member of the proletariat.

That hipster fronts like he's working class, but really he's as fauxletarian as they come.

by aejae April 28, 2010

Fauxdit

When a company needs to get a financial statement audit of its records for a bank or its shareholders but doesn't really want to pay the full price or is afraid there may be material errors in its financial statements. A Fauxdit is normally performed by a small-medium public accounting firm that doesn't know what it's doing.

CEO: Our bank requires that we get an audit done to make sure we actually made $200 million last year. I'm afraid they might actually find something when they go digging, and we don't need another expense to worry about this year.
CFO: Well, we could get a fauxdit done. They'll sit in a side room, charge next to nothing, and they'll probably be content just seeing that our internal spreadsheets tie to themselves and to the financial statements. I'm virtually certain they won't even notice that our balance sheet doesn't balance. It will also cost way less than an audit and we will get the same report.
CEO: Good. Hopefully the bank doesn't notice.

by Virtuous Consortium August 19, 2013

fauxmit

When you do everything involved in puking and don't actually puke. Also known as dry heave.

I thought I was sick but all I could so was fauxmit

by Momma Neal January 4, 2014

Fauxlice

Not the real police; a mall security guard, for example.

Shit here comes the fauxlice about that ruckus you made in Forever 21.

by JaredEwy November 8, 2016