faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.

When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.

by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012

Fastesfern

What you call someone who’s the coolest and most amazing person in the entire world

Guy: did you watch this year’s fantastic person contest ?
Guy2: yeah I did, no wonder the Fastesfern won !

by Vibiin February 7, 2022

Fattegil

-Noun
-Pronunciation (Fah-teh gil)
-Humorous Slang

A 5-10 year old girl who eats constantly, due to her overweight father convincing her that the average 24 hour day consists of 8 meals.

Jer- Why does your sister eat so much? She was asleep at 11 and in her dream asked me to make her a ham dinner with a baked potato.

Sam- Oh well she's a little Fattegil, she'll end up with diabesity, just like my dad!

by jekatzphoto January 19, 2008

fatted up

When you fornicate obese women.

Carlos just fatted up by Rosie O' Donnell.

by Rolando McGee October 30, 2009

Fartender

Someone who tends to fart a lot.

when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.

by Michael Geico July 25, 2011

faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

by Goobershanker August 9, 2006

Chair Farter

Over weight, ugly, often middle aged woman, who work in office jobs that are very rude, and never want to get out of the chair they are sitting in to help you. Most common place of employment is Government jobs, like tag department, etc.

I went to the courthouse to tag my tahoe, and that lazy "chair farter" was rude, she did not want to get up and help me. She just wanted to set and fart in her chair all day.

by quik406 August 10, 2010