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Fatitude

When a fat person has attitude.
OMG that big girl there has ''Fatitude''
by Bubbles Devere February 25, 2015
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Faptitude Test

A faptitude test is an examination of a woman's attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the assessor to "fap" to said male or female based on physical features. This scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. For different assessors the percentage required for a passing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a passing score is >70 percent. Percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.
Person 1: "Did you see those facebook pictures of Lisa? She looked great!"

Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"
by shannonbananon August 19, 2013
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flatitude

a state of mind where one's life revolves around talking about how flat they are
GOD!! Dumbo has some real flatitude problems! It's all she talks about now like can she shut up?!
by SquitartedSyd March 10, 2020
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Fatatude

The general attitude of a fat person. Your sterotypical person with a fatatude would be: fat, obnoxious, full of themselves, and loud. Often they are women, and often these women have stomachs that stick out further than their boobs. People with fatatudes often carry food with them at all times.
Ben: Dude, that bitch has a serious fatatude.
Jason: Yeah man, she really needs to stop piggin out.

"Mary has serious fatatude problems. Maybe she should lose some weight."
by Havoc737903 March 12, 2006
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Fatatude

Also spelled fattitude, this word refers to the general attitude or vibe of an obese individual. This may include, but is not limited to, gratuitous eating of everything within reach, unwillingness to be photographed or seen in a bathing suit, and a trundling, constipated stride. A person with a fattitude may be stuck up or unreasonably self-important.
Boy, you better lose that fatatude before you end up looking like your 350-pound mother.
by Ncx April 16, 2006
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fagitude

The snobbery and cockiness exhibited by some gay males; often though not exclusively coupled with a verbal tone of patronization and highly exxagerated disdain for his surroundings (people, things), as well as general "nastiness". The pretentious attitude expressed by the phrase, "I'm so fabulous, and you so aren't". Ironically exhibited by fags who aren't even fabulous. The gay super-ego.
His fagitude got on my nerves. No matter what he was saying, it sounded like: "I'm so fabulous and you aren't, and its soooo hard for fabulous me to live in this un-fabulous world".
by writingjulie September 22, 2008
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fattitude

A fat chick throwing a lot of attitude, which makes you wonder why the hell are you at the receiving end, that too from a FAT chick.
Man, I'm having to put up with a lot of FATtitude these days.
by mayur June 11, 2006
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