FATHEAD

a person with a fathead who cant hold it up

hey timmy your a fathead

by carl zander STRIKES AGAIN March 2, 2005

fathead

FrankenGoof, large brutish creature, low intelligence

<FrankenGoof> im lookin at you solderfag

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

fathead

a women thats pregnaunt to an alcoholic tattooed skateboarder who is extremly slow and has a big head..

corrinne you freaking fathead hurry up and have your illegitimate child to that tattooed drunk ass cockspank josh

by the shauno April 21, 2008

fathead metal

1. metal for fat people

2. another sub-genre ov heavy metal music made exclusively for and by people with normal bodies, but with the heads ov a morbidly obese person.

Fathead metal isn't for people like me and you bill cosby, it's only for people with small penises and big elbows.

by incipitsathanas October 14, 2009

Fathead Syndrome

When a person loses weight, but still see's themselves as larger and bigger than they truly are.

Jane stepped in front of the mirror and saw her reflection. She saw what she always did; an obese human being. While on the other side of the mirror, she was opposite of what she saw. Her doctor had explained to her after her weightloss that she may experience Fathead Syndrome.

by Noellie July 29, 2011

California Fathead Parrot

A complete moron in the coin chat of a certain web-based auction site.

the california fathead parrot does not actually understand what it says, nor does it have any true intelligence... just like its more famous relative, the african grey.

The California Fathead Parrot is a fucking shithead!

by marsha's nightmare June 28, 2009

fathead

a fuckin dumbass who basically thinks they're the shit and know everything

Person 1: Yo bro, is that a card?
Person 2: Yeah man! It's free cash!
P1: How? Let me see that.. this is a credit card, you owe them money.
P2: I bought 50 MacBooks though.. I thought it was free money
P1: No you fucking fathead.

by James Clemates August 16, 2024