Fassbender

A fancy term for premature ejaculation for when you're losing the erection so quickly that it will start to sag within seconds, thus resulting in a fasst-bend.

Although many men have fassbender problems, some have the ability to turn the frown upside down by making a fassbender knot.

by Flat-tits May 26, 2017

fagobbler

an eight inch clitoris that goes fagobble gobble in the wind

fagobble gobble went the clitoris as martina rode her bike

by J-dawg June 2, 2003

fart fastball

Cupping a fart in your hand and delivering like you were pitching a fastball.

You can let all your friends enjoy a friendly game of fart fastball

by Mikenoki April 29, 2006

fagobyte

A gay computer nerd or a straight nerd who is unable to get laid from a hot nerdy girl after failing to follow the simple instructions his nerd sensei gave him.

Dan you fagobyte! ASK HER OUT!

by Sensei §yron March 2, 2004

fasibadido

really cool, awesome

Matt Wertz is fasibadido.

by Hoke May 12, 2007

fastball special

A popular superhero tag-team maneuver, where one throws a partner at a target. The person throwing usually has superhuman strength. It is also known as a Maneuver Seven.
For example:

"I'm going to Fastball Special you into a fucking wall."

Colossus and Wolverine.

"I'm going to Fastball Special you into a fucking wall."

by dingledangus April 19, 2015

faobese

fat and obese

“you’re such a neek”
“that’s like saying faobese bro”

by neilisthekingofslang June 11, 2023