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by ryan December 8, 2004

Fartpiss

The act of expelling liquid from the anus during PMG (personal methane generation) often caused by large consumption of alchohol and fast food.

Yah the fartpiss after my McBinge last night was god awful, I told you not to let me eat that shit when i'm wasted!

by HiltMagnet May 15, 2011

Pissed as a fart

Absolutely wankered drunk. Unable to communicate effectively, sometimes through laughter and farts.

"Jaysus Sarah, I was doing handstands last night in the pub, I was pissed as a fart!!"

by bearhugstef October 11, 2013

pissed as a fart

being completely off your face, so much so that you fart uncontrollably

Eh Will, I must've been pissed as a fart on Friday, I tried to Rugby tackle Martin in the pub!

by AlexRugger May 12, 2007

Pissed as a fart

probably a cardi B lyric

sean: hey can u put on cardi B
Cardi B: Pissed as a fart

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