Fartcard

The act of writing a card, then putting it into an air tight envelope followed by a fart.

When the recipient opens the letter they get smacked in the face by your stored gas.

John didnt know pink eye could travel via fartcard.. Now he knows.

by The List. February 15, 2010

fartward

A fartward is a name for a person who is boring. Often used when indicating losers.

Julien: Heey gurll
Hebba: ...
Julien: ur such a fartward!

by Chewbacca1234 May 24, 2012

Forttard

A whiny Fortnite fan, mostly a little kid thats being trolled in game chat (usually GTAO 5.) They like to follow up with cries and screams about going back to playing Fortnite or how much better it is, then rage quit.

Little kid: “Why do people keep killing meee!!! Im gonna go back to playin fortnite! Who else plays fortnite and want to play with me? This game sucks!”

Griefer: “You lil Forttard get off this game kid!”

by SilverSuperman March 6, 2021

Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised

Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.

by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021

fargtard

A retard that is a faggot or a gay person.

Oh rocky is a fargtard!
Go away you damned fargtard!

by Rocky is gay, no he a fargtard March 31, 2023