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farticle

far·ti·cle (fahr-ti-kuhl) noun, verb, -cled, -cling.
a written work on a specific topic that is part of publication, such as a newspaper or magazine, containing purported nonfiction but primarily characterized by emissions of noise and hot air.
"Farticles are not news."

"Magazines are sometimes full of buzz farticles composed to attract consumers to advertisers."

"Male writers who mistake a rigid appendage for a pen generate farticles to hear themselves write."

"She was farticling her indigestion as opinion again." (verb)
by Vanna Bonta January 14, 2008
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Farticle

Part "part" and part "fart", the main part of farts that make the smell.
An actual fart is made up of millions of compressed farticles.
by Rasputin the third August 12, 2005
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fartcicle

i saw a fartcicle at the zoo today
by yak May 7, 2003
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poo farticles

in referance to the nomber of shit particles in the air when farting on another persons pillow
I got pink eye becausse john ripped his poo farticles all over my pillow
by McKILLBABYS February 21, 2009
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farticles

(n)
1.fart particles
2. poop particles which are blown away from your anus when gas is passed.
3. airborne poop particles
4. farticulate matter
5. often the cause of conjunctivitis (pink eye)
"Nena blew farticles all over my pillow and that's how I got pink eye!"
by DrugDealer14 October 25, 2011
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Fartsicle

The frigid stillness was the perfect place to produce a fartsicle for our collective enjoyment.
by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003
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farticled

Past Tense Verb:
A. The act of adding a mass of farticles (particles that come from a creature's flatulence) to the air. Many consider this a form of pollution.

B. The act of inhaling (through the nose or mouth) farticles. This results in unpleasant smells and/or tastes by the inhaler. Many consider this a form of reducing pollution.
A. That clean, well shaven dog just farticled all over the park!

B. That clean, well shaven man just helped global warming because he farticled all of Larry's humongous fart.
by Clean, well shaven man May 27, 2008
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