fartard

A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.

Guy 1: Hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard

by kmac20 April 19, 2007

fartarazzi

A person who stalks someone, deliberately farting on or around them.

Scarlett, you stink. Quit following me, you're being such a fartarazzi.

by Tranespeak August 1, 2011

fartarrhea

V. Similar to "shart"-ing, having fartarrhea is when a person thinks he or she is passing gas, but a gentle brown mist is expelled from the anus, creating a Jackson Pollock in the underwear. (See Jackson Pollock)

Susan and her friends were drinking soda when she was stricken with fartarrhea. Her shit stank!

by Haggerty January 14, 2008

fartmark

A mark on the backside of underwear resulting from flatulence which excretes a small amount of fecal matter. Usually brown in color.

Also a derogatory name.

Example 1: You have a fartmark in your underwear.

Example 2: You're a fartmark.

by Explicit_Incog May 17, 2008

fartarse

some one who is fannying around!! taking along time to do something!

Mum: Can you come down and clear up your mess and stop being a fartarse

by Nikki n Steffi January 18, 2008

fartbarf

It is when you fart out barf from when someone threw up inside your anal cavity while really tossing your salad deeply.

Linda threw up while tossing my salad, which caused me to fartbarf all over her face.

by Sinbadass December 15, 2011

farnarcle

To muck around, mess around, pay little attention to rules/regulations

"Hey, you, stop farnarcling around"

by Anonymous August 8, 2003