I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

fardled

to be high, typically from THC-containing substances.

I just smoked 3 bowls im so fardled right now

by Segrant oso iorny April 28, 2021

fartlet

A small release of gas from the anus, but of a smaller quantity than that of a regular fart. One can release a series of fartlets and achieve the same rank effect as a whole fart.

Justin: "I just let out a bunch of fartlets when I was walking past that guy"

Josh: "Nice!"

by bumbobway January 6, 2007

I just farted

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”

As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.

by goodlord! January 5, 2021

damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

by theleroy27 February 17, 2017

Fartpedo

Being 100% confident with yourself that you need to fart, so you push as hard as you can to do the best fart possible. But instead of farting, you shoot shit at a fast speed directly into ones underwear.

"May I please be excused From the dinner table"

"Yeah sure Aunty Tayla, are you alright?"

"Yeah but I just Fartpedoed and need to clean this creamy behemoth out of my pants"

by Bigstick_69__ September 7, 2016

Fartlek

Fartlek, (Swedish: “Speed Play”), approach to distance-running training involving variations of pace from walking to sprinting aimed at eliminating boredom and enhancing the psychological aspects of conditioning.
In simple terms, starting as a jog , slowly increasing your speed and ending it as speed run.

This treadmill workout is a fartlek workout that will not only help improve your speed, but also help prevent boredom on the treadmill.

by YourUrbanPerson March 4, 2022