Farmville

A town in S.central Virginia, home to Longwood University, much maligned as a small town, and for that stupid facebook game. Commonly mentioned as "where the hell is Farmville?" and "Farmville, come early, we close at 5" and the town really does pretty much shut down at 5 o'clock.

Farmville? You mean like the game on facebook?
No, like the town in Virginia, with the university, and the Wal*mart... and the nearby sausage-fest school.

by DasherDonner April 3, 2011

Farmville

A facebook application that constantly needs to remind people about Person A's lonely gray kitten.

Average day with a Farmville player.

"Person A needs a bushel of hay!"

"Person A encountered an ugly duckling."

"Person A grew the biggest pumpkin!"

"Are you sure you want to de-friend Person A?"

by Crunch Demon April 28, 2010

famchill

A very chill fam
Or
A small goat

"I wish everybody was a famchill."
"What a cute little famchill!"

by van goatt October 27, 2015

farmville guru

one who has little knowledge of agricultural farming, yet owns everybody in farmville on facebook.

eddie is the consummate farmville guru.

by countrybumkin555 May 13, 2010

farmville raped

When someone sends hunderd of farmville request that you have to go through and delete because you don't want to play but don't want to see the number of request anymore.

Man it took me 8 hours to delete all my farmville request your mom really farmville raped me.

by zachwarhawk December 13, 2010

Farmville

A really addictive Facebook application where the user has a virtual avatar who is a farmer. Players earn coins by growing different types of crops/trees and owning animals. As you earn more money and getting more experience from growing crops etc. you move up levels, unlocking other items.
You can also add other friends playing the games as 'neighbours'.

Hannah is now your neighbour in Farmville! Click here to visit her farm.

by Ahoy Ahoy :) August 10, 2009

Farmville Pants

When out shopping with friends you happen to notice a pair of farmville pants. Anything that represents a farmer, redneck, or just so happens to look like something a farmville addict might wear while plowing their fields and spending time wasting their lifes away.

Sue - "Hey look a pair of farmville pants!"
Molly - "You think i would look hot wearing those while plowing the fields?"
Sue - "Are you serious"

by Farmer in the dell February 4, 2010