farmville

When you get on facebook with a cob of corn up your butt.

Brad: Hey Jake, wanna go play some bball.
Jake: No bro, I'm getting a farmville.

by doodoobrown1995 September 14, 2009

farmville

A game that makes you procrastinate and it is extremely addictive :P

I was up all night playing farmville so i didn't do the homework

by Angel of love_Demon of hate January 10, 2011

farmvilling

the act of spending copious amounts of time on farmvile.

Holy crap! billy spent 6 hours farmvilling the other day. I had sex behind him and he didn't even notice.

by mr.crosscountry March 6, 2011

farmvilling

The act of playing farmville on social networking site, Facebook, extended periods of time.

4:00 AM - I have to finish farmvilling before I go to bed.

by biglaurent2350 November 15, 2009

farmville

small town in eastern nc once known for it's surrounding tobacco fields, once one of the richest small towns in the u.s., town status is established by income and heritage

hey, where do you live?
i live in farmville.
isn't that like mayberry?
yep

by lovesrice October 17, 2008

FarmVille Alarm

A FarmVille Alarm is the mental timer inside your head which invariably causes you to drop whatever you are doing and run to your computer so that you can harvest your latest batch of crops. This reaction is completely compulsory and beyond voluntary control.

Minister: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife.
Me: Do you hear that? It's my FarmVille alarm. Gotta find some wifi before my shit wilts!

by bennthewolfe October 2, 2009

Farmville Slut

1) One who gives gifts on farmville to just anyone...every...fucking...day.

2) One who gives gifts on farmville just when anyone asks them to.

Bobby: "Hey AJ, will you give me a Horse on Farmville?".
AJ: "No Bobby, I'm NOT your farmville slut!"

by WhoAJ September 18, 2009