A teacher that shouldn't be a teacher because he is so stupid and is kind of fat and he probably can't swim.
by Farbear friends March 1, 2017
Get the farbear mug.Fariya is a greekword for far-sighted and loud mouth. Usually tall and slim. A girl who calls her self a Biblophile just to read steamy watpadd stories and fanfics. She is a self-proclaimed writer and firmly beliefs that shes an intellect. Turned on by reading wild stories! Despite her cringy attention seekerish attitude she's very friendly,helpful and caring. Shes very famous but has a small friend circle. Typically found around girls bathroom gossiping about everyone. Her obsession with love stories made her believe that her prince charming will rescue her from this cruel world. Fariyas can do anything for their crushes to notice them, even if they get constant rejections. Be careful though if you trust her with a secret just know that her entire friend group knows it as well. Shes the best of friends and worst of enemies. Although she is over sensitive and come off as controlling, she is a sweet heart deep down inside somewhere!
by Lildonthepeeeeee April 1, 2022
Get the Fariya mug.When one sits on the toilet with an exceedingly uncomfortable sensation in their bowels expecting to release a large amount of excrement, but instead only releases a trumpeting blast of gas lasting for ten or more seconds
I thought I was going to crap out a soccer ball but instead I disturbed the restuarant with a fog horn sounding farty poo that lasted for at least 15 seconds.
Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.
Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.
by Golden AKA ItsGotPooOnIt December 17, 2008
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by Spongbob July 19, 2014
Get the Fanby mug.A person who willingly takes the blame for a fart when it wasn't theirs, especially to protect the true farter from suffering unbearable embarrassment.
I was with Julie at her swearing in ceremony when she ripped a thunderclap. I quickly became a fartyr for her!
by onehandcrabbing October 28, 2012
Get the Fartyr mug.Fareya is a wonderful girl. She’s beautiful, kind, and aLwAyS there for you. She is a great listener and has a big heart. She’s the type of girl that you’ll fall in love the first time you meet and over time that love will grow. She’s the type of girl that you can talk about to your family & friends. She makes people happy. If you’re lucky enough to met her she will make you feel like the only guy in the world
by Imyourguy ;) July 19, 2018
Get the fareya mug.believed to be derived from "far be it from the truth" or an anachronism of "Fast And Researchless Buying".
a derogatory term used in the hobby of historical reenacting in reference to participants who exhibit indifference to historical authenticity, either from a material-cultural standpoint or in action. It can also refer to the inauthentic materials used by those reenactors.
Also called "polyester soldiers," farbs are reenactors who spend relatively little of their time or money maintaining authenticity with regard to uniforms, accessories, or even period behavior. The 'Good Enough' attitude is pervasive among farbs, although even casual observers may be able to point out flaws.
a derogatory term used in the hobby of historical reenacting in reference to participants who exhibit indifference to historical authenticity, either from a material-cultural standpoint or in action. It can also refer to the inauthentic materials used by those reenactors.
Also called "polyester soldiers," farbs are reenactors who spend relatively little of their time or money maintaining authenticity with regard to uniforms, accessories, or even period behavior. The 'Good Enough' attitude is pervasive among farbs, although even casual observers may be able to point out flaws.
Fred:"Did you see those reenactors eating McDonalds?"
Bob: "Yeah, I know, what farbs!"
"Look at that polyester dress that woman is wearing! What a farb."
Bob: "Yeah, I know, what farbs!"
"Look at that polyester dress that woman is wearing! What a farb."
by chaquageorge August 10, 2009
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