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faptastic

Guy1: "Yo, Jack did a faptastic job"
Guy2: "Yea, Jack was a good Guy. Hurry, put the flowers down, lets leave now"
by Chubby__Unicorn September 23, 2016
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faptastic

When you see a girl (or picture) so amazing that you just want to drop your shorts and get to work on that badboy.
Ugh dude this picture is sooo faptastic
by D'brickshaw December 3, 2016
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faptasticlese

Steven: dude i just found this badass vintage porn site!
Me: thats FAPTASTICLESE!
by Kurosebaka December 4, 2010
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faptarded

Performing masturbation to the point where your intellectual capacity is severely and/or permanently diminished.
The people on the Suicide Girls forums are completely faptarded; they can't even spell "niple" right.
by daisymercedees August 1, 2011
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faptard

UncleKenny
You fucking faptard unclekenny
by Fazed BIZOTCH August 25, 2003
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faptard

by unclekenny August 21, 2003
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faptastic plastic

A condom. Useful tool to prevent your hand from giving you an STD.
I seriously need to get a pack of faptastic plastics.
by Red December 16, 2004
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