fagicide

Arisol can that emits spray that repels fags (gays)

"dude ima have to get some fagicide for this party man"
"man i need some fagiside"
"dont make me break out the fagicide"

by K.A.B. October 14, 2008

Frantacide

Being smothered to death by belt-high flapjacks.

Kickin' it with the Franimal sounds like fun, but you run the risk of comitting Frantacide.

by Jug Dish January 15, 2009

fatccident

Un-noticed at first or accidental weight gain, which leads to your fatness preventing you from doing something

"Hey where's Dylan? This pool party is awesome!"
"He had a fatccident and couldn't do up his swimming shorts so he's not coming"

by deelun January 16, 2012

Fanticipator

Someone who is a "fan" of something that hasn't yet come out. They can't really be called a "fan" technically, since being a fan implies having actually seen or experienced whatever it is they are a fan of. So the term "fanticipator" is much more appropriate

Steve is a huge fanticipator of the film Prometheus.

by JP555 November 12, 2012

Fraticide

When you have anal sex with one of your drunk brothers at the Frat house

I got that pledge so wasted then fraticided him all night

by MutedDevil June 15, 2021

fungicide

A drug that kills fungus. Used for itches on human feet and itches on cats. Or could imply that the owner of such a prescription has hygiene problems.

I found a tube of fungicide in my new girlfriend's medicine cabinet! Now I don't know what she's crawling with!

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

Funicide

The alternative to scuicede. Making life as fun as possible.Committing maximum fun.

"Scuicide is painful. So I committed Funicide and lived hilariously ever after!"

by glitterbombs June 1, 2006