fantasia barrino

An American Idol who should:
(1) Not be allowed to announce commercial breaks
(2) Not wear shoes to her performances

(1)Ryan Seacrest: "We'll announce who's cut..." (hands mic to fantasia)
Fantasia: "after the commercial... the break and all that good stuff"
(2) "I broke my shoe!"

by Yelsew Foolface April 6, 2005

Fantasias

A brand of cigarette produced by Nat Sherman. The cigarettes are different colors, as opposed to white, and the filters are gold. Cigarette colors include pink, blue, red, green, and yellow. These cigarettes are also made with good, additive free tobacco so that they are not as bad as regular cigarettes.

Joe: Get me a pack of Fantasias please.

Clerk: Those are the colorful ones, right?

Joe: Yes.

by Joe Equals Zero. November 12, 2008

Urination Fantasization

Urination fantasization is the fantasy of pee and being pee’d on. It is basically a fetish of pee/urine.

Kim: Pee on these nice big tits daddy
Joe: Alright babe! *pees on Kim*
Kim: Ahh yes! I love it!
Narrator: This is,
Urination Fantasization

by Sir Chicken December 29, 2019

Fantasia Barrino

A ugly ass lady who won the third season of American Idol, but she has NO talent what so ever and looks like a man with her short ass hair is uglier then a monkey who got hit in the face by a train, has big ass lips which look like two sausages glued to her face, and when she sings she sounds like a cat in a washing machine.

Fantasia Barrino sucks music wise, is ugly as hell, didnt deserve to win american idol and if you hear her name for the first time it sounds like fantastic barrito

by pimp daddy dollars March 6, 2005

fantasiser

Someone who plays of a fantasy sports team.

Sof is a fantasiser.

by sofsta April 6, 2010

Fantasyslacker

Fantasy football players who do the bare minimum, don't do research for the draft, and don't take advantage of the waiver wire or trades to their fullest are minimalists who tend to suck.

Old Charlie doesn't know what he's doing; he drafted five quarterbacks and three defenses, picked up garbage players to ruin his waiver order position, and has never offered a trade; what a fantasyslacker.

by Hixxz68 November 4, 2022

fantasico kick

NOUN 1)The result of something that is so extremly pleasing that there is no other possible way of expressing your excitment

see fantastico

After Melissa showed me her breasts I ran out on the lawn and did several fantasico kicks.

by dumplin May 13, 2005