five finger discount

The ability to shoplift.

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."

by Skeddles February 5, 2008

finger dig

When a women spreads herself, and digs one or more of her fingers deep into herself. Can be either a pussy finger dig, or ass finger dig.

I knew she was ready for sex, because she spread her pussy and began to finger dig herself until she was juicy.

by whtronin June 4, 2015

fagger dagger

A homosexuals red rocket, penetrating a straight males urethra....

Ending with detrimental consequences, to the violated host...

I’m in an alley and I’ve been violated by an inconvenient fagger dagger

by Bruce Sylvester June 26, 2018

Middle Finger Discount

When you think you're getting a good deal but wind up getting screwed.

Tom went to the used car dealer. He was told no interest for a year, but the down payment nearly blew him away. Talk about getting a middle finger discount!

by Anonymous 3.0 BETA February 22, 2011

5 finger dismount

When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.

-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"

by 34xx34 December 15, 2013

index finger discount

similar to the five finger discount in that it involves stealing/illegally obtaining items. however the index finger discount applies only to the index finger on the hand which you use your mouse for clicking and downloading illegal music, movies, etc.

i.e. pirating

I recently obtained a shitload of music using the index finger discount

by butt-pirater June 28, 2011

Five finger Dismount

You meet a random girl at the bar and get her to take you back to her place. you do her and shoot your load in her hair then when she gets in the shower you steal her tv.

One night at the bar i saw this hoe from high school, she was a bitch back then so i felt she was worth the five finger dismount.

by Butterbean August 20, 2006