The most dangerous creature known to man. It is a falcon that lives in the sea with a 8000 foot wing span, gills, and a fin. It can breath fire and shot laser out of its eyes. The Sea Falcons favorite food is kittens, lambs, babies, and humans. There is no such thing as night, just sea falcons flying. If anyone ever tells you that they have seen a sea falcon they are lying because they would be dead, the sea falcon sees you before you see it. The only way to kill a sea falcon is a gold bullet to a heart, but the catch is that they don't have hearts. The only other way to kill one is to make it listen to the entire Bleed America album by the band Jimmy Eat World, this has never been done.
by Nathan, the sex god, Matthews February 19, 2009
Get the Sea Falcon mug.start off by sensually stimulating your partner. After you slowly start to have intercourse the man (who should be on top for this to work properly) will seemingly out of no where pull out a falcon. Then he will proceed to yell "SURPRISE...FALCON!" then with a knife he must sacrafice the falcon in a Mayan tradition and let the blood spill everywhere on him and his lady friend.
Man 1: so did you get with Stacy?
Man 2: Yeah man, and I pulled the Surprise Falcon like you said. she nearly drowned on the bird blood
Man 2: Yeah man, and I pulled the Surprise Falcon like you said. she nearly drowned on the bird blood
by surprise baby March 30, 2009
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lowest caliber woman at the bar, most likely she will be trying to pick you up but you will probably be too drunk to realize it, common is the line "will you take me home", they prey on guys who are extremely beligerent who under normal chances would not give them a passing glance
by Sonah Jmith January 9, 2009
Get the sewer falcon mug.Sara Falcon is what you call a European who makes baseless and uneducated claims about the US. Often these claims have the effect of erasing the varied and diverse cultures that exist there. It is in the same spirit as the more well-known term Karen. When called out they will often resort to racism and xenophobia. In the most severe cases, they will be too arrogant to admit their mistake and will claim that everything they said is a "social experiment" that results in the most embarrassing ratio in the history of social media.
Ex. European: Americans have no culture and only speak English. American: ¿Por qué no te callas, Sara Falcon?
by PaulRevere99 August 31, 2022
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Dude! Last night, after we hiked all the way up to our mountain chalet, that crazy bitch, Linda, let me go straight popsicle on her asshole. It was my first ever Saltrese Falcon! I was flying so high!
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My dyslexia, insomnia, chronic depression, chronic proctrination, OCD, body disphoria, fatigue, pessimistic, social anxiety, physical crippled, delusion of grandeur and blaming people on my failures is why I am such a Sara Falcon.
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