fakelationship

It's a "friendship" where you text, email, talk on the phone, and hang out pretty much constantly. In some fakelationships, you hook up while maintaining that you're "just friends." In others, it feels purely platonic, though the level of emotional dependence is way stronger than a typical friendship.

Joy: It's been 7 months, Jack and Jane have been dating yet never updated their single hood status on FB?

Simon: I think they are in a fakelationship!

by Rodie April 8, 2010

Facation

A lie used to get out of a certain job, a fake vacation.

"Due to my facation, I couldn't attend the dance this year."

by Redvines_what_can't_they_do January 12, 2013

Faperation

Masturbating an hour before sex to prepare for it and increase your endurance

fap+preperation

I've gotta do some faperation so I don't blow my load in the first 5 seconds

by chillxx February 8, 2014

Fakation

A company-mandated unpaid vacation, becoming more and more common as the economy sours.

"Dude, why aren't you working today?"

"I'm on fakation. I can't afford to go anywhere, 'cuz it's unpaid."

by jc2 April 12, 2009

Falation Nation

The fraternal order of men who don't always get head but when they do, they like it!

Ryan is the founder of the Falation Nation and is working to make the world suck, one woman at a time.

by The Keebler May 2, 2012

Facecation

Changing check-in location on Facebook and posting from places or cities you would like to travel to. Posting a virtual vacation on Facebook.

5 minutes ago in Memphis, TN. *while sitting at home*= facecation

by Tricky1234 March 10, 2013

Farkation

From the Fark.com community. Another word for being banned or timed out from the website. Fark + Vacation = Farkation.

The Nazi-like Neocons that run Fark.com don't have a sense of humor. Long story short, I'm currently on a 3 day Farkation.

by Duke U. July 16, 2008