Faïna

She is the most beautiful girl ever. She is attractive, Caring, goofy, she is a lil princess. Also, petty, adorable, kind, very intelligent. There's no one like her to be honest. She is extremely loyal and can be in very long relationships. Will also have a nice body and a great personality.!

Who can compare to Faïna? She have a brilliant mind, love to get on people neeves, and she is gorgeous.

by Slvm_thick March 13, 2017

fanager

a fan that tries to act like they are a manager by attempting to book the performer for an appearance somewhere

Fan: Hey, you guys are awesome! You should totally play this sucky little dive in the middle of nowhere where only myself and a few other drunks go to hang out. I think they have an opening next Saturday, you should be there!
Performer: What, now you're my fanager!

by DumbPunkKid December 29, 2008

Faecal touch

The opposite of the 'midas touch'. Rather than everything one touches turning to gold, to have the 'faecal touch' means everything one touches turns to shit.

This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.

'How's work going at the moment mate?'

'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.

by AceDegen July 27, 2010

faecal predator

One who lures an unsuspecting individual into a poo situation, aka a shituation.

Posing as a musician, the faecal predator lured the unsuspecting barman into the toilets where a poo situation occurred.

by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013

fagnando

A very confused, stubborn, stuck up, power hungry, homosexual mexican who used to be in the navy.

Hey Fagnando, get that stick out of your ass!

by reddevil01 February 11, 2015

Fadnams

is an absolute tosser and loves little boys

likes look at pics of him and cums over them

"are you looking at yourself "
"yeah got a problem with it"
"you fadnams"

by bowisbonson October 10, 2019

faelagund

fag that got banned in everquest, that is all

Fagagund, Silvanfag, Fagfather

by haaaaaaay July 20, 2003