faece furniture

IKEA, MFI etc.

ann & bernard went to buy a chair from IKEA but declined because it was faece furniture

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

freckens

the meal that come after ones official dinner that comprises of left over remains scraped onto one plate and left to cool on a work surface. Once sufficiently cool it is then re-heated in the microwave and consumed. This meal typically consists of mince and rice with a token vegetable and is normally eaten in the early hours of the morn.

'It was 1.00am and Chris strolled into the kitchen eager for some mince and rice. Carefully he slid his luke warm plate into the mircowave and waited in anticipation for the delicious freckens.'

by Lucy-Flex December 8, 2006

Faecebook

The action of intentionally misspelling your name on Facebook, so as to make it more difficult for your past to track you down.

- Simon Simth? I thought your name was Smith?
- Yeah, I'm Faecebooking: I just don't want everyone to find me that easily

by Charles Bronte March 12, 2008

pudge facker

Someone who fucks fat people

Get off that fat dude you stupid pudge facker!

by Deckard Cain July 24, 2003

fackers

the group of people that refuse to jam on every given weekend.

Those fackers are the only people who won't jam like it's going out of fashion. Spread the word, dig?

by rossevan October 1, 2007

faeces muncher

one who munches upon poo possibly for amusment, nutritional value or large financial gain.... not forgetting to help save the walrus

"munch that faeces and I'll let you have my mahunay"

by pouip December 1, 2003

Fackender

One to be in love with Chase. Chase is in a relationship so Fackender doesn't like himself.

You have just been Fackendered

by jimdoors413 August 14, 2009