fadge-stratching

Combines with the noun fadge to describe a variety of quimmets - the more crisp and dried on sort that suggest the female bearer maintains a low level of hygiene.
Such fadge-stratchings are removed by picking and itching the affilcted area.
A derogatory insult.

"Bertha's pussy so dirty, you cant see for the fadge-scratchings!"

" Piss off you dirty fadge-stratching!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003

Fadge Bracket

1) n; Mechanical device used by heavily overweight or obese women for recreational love-making or reproduction, with the purpose of holding excess fat away from the labia to allow penetration of the penis. Potentially fatal to second party if maximum gross weight (MGW) is exceeded; Coroner's report usually reads "Consumption" or "Absorption". C.f. Hi-Lift Jack.

2) n; Insult.

1)"I'm feeling hot Anne, put down your Big Mac and get out your fadge brackets."

2)"Shut up you fadge bracket."
"Fuck off you knob cheese licker."

by King of Badgers March 07, 2005

Fadge Tastic

To compare something to your average vagina, in a positive way.

"Oh wow, did you just see that Lamborghini go past?"
"Yea man, that was just fadge tastic."

by Tommy k Lah June 17, 2008

Fadge Biscuit

Essentially a smelly cunt with lots of crumbs that are forming a biscuit.

"Awwww I've got an itchy cunt" "ahhh got a problem with fadge biscuits again huh?"

by KingRob October 15, 2008

fadge-stratching

A minted bit of pussy which is fair ragable

Get your fat fadge out you dirty rutter!

by Pinter Cisbod May 09, 2003

Fadge Bandit

A gent who wears a cum-stained eye-mask when attending a masquerade ball.

James: 'Why, that chap over there is a right fadge bandit'.

Steve: 'By jove you're right, I can see the semen trickling into his eye.'

James: 'Disgusting.'

by Jimmy-Manuel November 25, 2010

Fadge Gasket

A large object used to "Plug the Hole" of a womans pussy, i.e. a penis.

I tapped off with the office bike last night and pluggged her with my fadge gasket

by BallBreaker71 June 11, 2010