Fracturite

Description: Often a contributor to the long running punk rock 'zine 'Fracture', the Fracturite is typically a bearded male in his early-mid thirties with a love for any music which sounds remotely like Sunderland dignitaries Leatherface.

Habitat: A house in any one of Leeds, London or Wakefield. Fills the message boards at www.fractureforum.co.uk with crap while goofing off at work between 9-5. Evenings are usually spent down 'The Well', travelling to see a scene band or pouring guts out in column form ('DS' is a particularly common offender here)

Idiosynchrosies: Being Punk Rock in the least Punk Rock way possible through fostering a love for alt-country, indie rock or hiking.

Remains is king of the Fracturites!

by Rocky Balboa February 11, 2004

faceturbate

The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strangers in their network, and use them to get off.

I can't believe you faceturbate to those pictures of my sister on the beach!

by A concerned citizen of February 16, 2007

Flactupate

To fart in a non-uniform manner as in fluctuate in flatulance.

The guard at the gallery kept distracting me from watching art by flactupating.

OR

Don't flactupate, just get it over with in one go.

by dexgen January 15, 2011

fasturbate

To conciously make a descision to not masturbate for a set period of time for religious reasons.

1) Bob fasturbated the week before his trip to Costa Rica for fear that God would down his plane if he didn't.
2) Oh, it's good Friday? I better fasturbate.

by mirror-noir September 28, 2009

Fatuated

When an obese person falls in love with someone who has a healthy BMI. Usually their love is unrequited.

"Dude that fat chick totally wants to suck on your corn dog - she is totally fatuated with you bro"

by indianreservation September 3, 2016

Fasturbate

Masturbating as fast as possible.

I was in a hurry last night so I had to fasturbate.

by b9xxx January 14, 2008

fuctuate

1. Changing direction or course wildly and without any fucking rhyme or reason.

"What's wrong with her? Dude who knows... her mood fuctuates so often, I don't even try to keep up."

note: Redneck dictionary usage ( typically after someone lets out a particularly nasty round of flatulence )
"Good Lord Bubba!! What the fuct-u-ate!??"

by The Original Pez May 13, 2008