facebookamentals

In computer science college program - the Fundamentals of Computer class where nobody is listening to the teachers and sits on facebook, chatting.

- You had facebookamentals today?
- Yeah man, nobody listened to the little endian

by Derpamentals September 23, 2011

Facebookin

To be present with a straight face showing little to no emotion. A neutral stance of facial expression.

Yo the homie facebookin over there, I hope he's alright

by dickchaney002 October 30, 2020

facebookmomfriends

The friends you're mom has on Facebook, either really judgemental about you, or always hypes you up to your mom.

Child: "Aww my facebookmomfriends always hype me up on my birthday!"

by RandomnessOfAPerson September 4, 2022

Facebookian

Facebookian is a writing style which gained popularity on social media. Facebookian is characterized by the use of incorrect conjugations, style errors, present/past tenses, singular and plural at the same time and an annoying misuse of punctuation marks. Sentences are closed with two periods, comma's and question marks are abolished, words which sound the same are interchanged.
People who like proper spelling need to read Facebookian texts again and again in order to get what the writer is trying to tell, and risk getting severe headaches because of having to do so.

"What happend to there dog."
"It's their dog. And you need to close a question with a question mark. Stop writing in Facebookian."
"Sorry.."

by Eluterius June 14, 2023