In-your-facebooker 

A couple who communicates lovey-dovey smarminess via Facebook.

"Did you see the 'we're so in love with each other' crap Lee and Chris were posting yesterday?"
"Yeah, they are so in-your-facebookers"

In-your-facebooker by dunkentz November 19, 2009

Urban Facebooker 

One who goes to Urban Dictionary and looks up their name. They will usually scroll through a few selections in order to find the one they like best or is "most suited for them." They will then copy and paste the definition in their facebook status, a note, or their about me box. They do all this not realizing most of the people who add people's names to urbandictionary.com are creeps and stalkers who have an obsession with someone so much so they felt the world should see the unhealthy relationship.

Guy #1: What was up with that girl quoting urban dictionary for her about me box, if she is so unoriginal she has to go find some creepy definition, that was meant for someone else, to describe her she can't be that special.

Guy #2: She is an Urban Facebooker...that's how they are.

Urban Facebooker by Haharyne March 9, 2010

two-facebooker

someone who can access your facebook page and then proceed to relay information to another facebooker who, does not have access to your info or is blocked.

what? my girl found out i was talking to an ex girlfriend on facebook someone two facebooked me. ive been the victim of a mother fuckin two timing
two-facebooker

two-facebooker by howareya79 April 4, 2011

the lonely facebooker

Someone that usually puts up pics or status updates on facebook and never get as many likes or comments that they think they deserve. So the next best thing is to tag your friend in the comments (hoping that the friend will be forced to comment or at the very least, a friend of the "tagged" friend, might make a comment)

The lonely facebooker posts:

pic of big garbage bag

Hey (tagged friend) I just got this out of your car.....

the lonely facebooker by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014

Short-Term Facebooker 

Someone who writes on someone's wall or comments on something on facebook and immeadietly forgets what he/she just said.

_ON FACEBOOK_

Rachael: "Happy hug a pianst day! *hugs *feels gross *hugs again"
Joel: "You feel gross when you hug me?"
Rachael: "umm, no, did I say that??"
Joel: "You're such a Short-Term Facebooker, rachael"

Short-Term Facebooker by theirishbeast777 February 12, 2010

REFLECTIVE FACEBOOKER 

WHEN SOMEONE IN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS ON FACEBOOK ALL DAY. YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE WHEN YOU APPROACH THEIR DESK YOU SEE FACEBOOK REFLECTING IN THEIR GLASSES.

I HAVE A REFLECTIVE FACEBOOKER WHERE I WORK.

REFLECTIVE FACEBOOKER by RICKOLO October 17, 2011

Facebook your ass

When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.

She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds

Facebook your ass by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019