by CloudZephyr June 3, 2015
Get the Facebook Machine mug.When you jokingly ask a friend to marry you on facebook. Or when your gf/bf wants to have that up instead that you to are in a relationship.
You:Dude last night things got kinda serious with my girlfriend!
Friend: Why, what happened?
You: She asked me to facebook marry her!
Friend: Why, what happened?
You: She asked me to facebook marry her!
by Philup_J_Fry September 10, 2009
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A guy on facebook who comments on any girl's photo and claims to be a flirt but in real life has few to no friends and get any ass.
by TheMexicanBrat November 16, 2011
Get the Facebook Manwhore mug.1. Adding your Spouse on Facebook as "Married"
2. Adding your boyfriend or girlfriend on facebook as "married" instead of "in a relationship with", popular with younger users.
3. Making your relationship status on facebook married to a close friend, or as a dare.
2. Adding your boyfriend or girlfriend on facebook as "married" instead of "in a relationship with", popular with younger users.
3. Making your relationship status on facebook married to a close friend, or as a dare.
1. I need to facebook marry my wife on facebook, she just made one.
2. Joe and Kim got married?!?! What did I miss?
Nah dude, they're just facebook married.
3. My boyfriend broke up with me, marry be on facebook pretty please =)
3rd Person to like this status I will marry on facebook!
2. Joe and Kim got married?!?! What did I miss?
Nah dude, they're just facebook married.
3. My boyfriend broke up with me, marry be on facebook pretty please =)
3rd Person to like this status I will marry on facebook!
by facebookmarriagecounseler April 7, 2011
Get the Facebook Marry mug.Having a spouse, friend or family member that updates your status on Facebook and replies,posts and/or comments on your account as if they were you, while you may be sick or injured.
(chick 1) "Its so great to see you, thanks again for staying up late and chatting via Facebook. Your tips in the bedroom really worked with my boyfriend!"
(chick 2) "Oh that wasn't me,my husband took over as my
Facebook Manager while I'm healing."
(chick 2) "Oh that wasn't me,my husband took over as my
Facebook Manager while I'm healing."
by riskebsns September 16, 2010
Get the facebook manager mug.The only place where you can buy a luxurious mansion with 6 bedrooms for only $44.
Or they can take the opposite approach and charge $22,000 for a Twinkie.
Or they can take the opposite approach and charge $22,000 for a Twinkie.
by Deadboydoor517 April 22, 2023
Get the Facebook Marketplace mug.When you sit down on your Facebook profile and delete everything that gives people the wrong impression, bad pictures of yourself, old statuses that just aren't that funny, Links to awkward Youtube videos..
When people creep your Facebook, they go for the profile pictures first, So you need to make sure all those photos are sexy, hot pictures that make people want to talk to you, Pictures with previous girlfriend/boyfriends, Pictures of you, but not pictures of your favourite animated characters..
A perfect Facebook profile is one that makes even the ugliest person look sexy.
When people creep your Facebook, they go for the profile pictures first, So you need to make sure all those photos are sexy, hot pictures that make people want to talk to you, Pictures with previous girlfriend/boyfriends, Pictures of you, but not pictures of your favourite animated characters..
A perfect Facebook profile is one that makes even the ugliest person look sexy.
Girl, You're really hot!, but your Facebook makes you look like an ugly bitch.. someone needs a Facebook Makeover
Hey, You look sexy, wanna meet sometime?
Hey, You look sexy, wanna meet sometime?
by AndyTrew January 25, 2012
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