Hey I was going to cure cancer but I went on facebook instead.
Hey I was going to try and meet women IRL but facebook seemed easier.
Hey I wasn't planning on stalking this girl, but it just sort of happened.
Hey I was going to hang out with my friends, but I spent it on face book instead.
Hey I was going to do something productive but I went on facebook instead
Hey Im going to break up with someone but dont want to see them while doing it....hmmm....Facebook!
Me:Hey Im going to kill all the jews....
You: I dont care Im on Facebook!
Hey I was going to try and meet women IRL but facebook seemed easier.
Hey I wasn't planning on stalking this girl, but it just sort of happened.
Hey I was going to hang out with my friends, but I spent it on face book instead.
Hey I was going to do something productive but I went on facebook instead
Hey Im going to break up with someone but dont want to see them while doing it....hmmm....Facebook!
Me:Hey Im going to kill all the jews....
You: I dont care Im on Facebook!
by SWIY April 14, 2009
An online network open to college students at certain universities. Students make up their own profiles which include a picture, name, birthdate, interests, and classes. They can then search for other students at their university or another university that has the facebook. One can add people they know or random people as their "friends."
Good for:
1.) Procrastinating
2.) Stalking
Good for:
1.) Procrastinating
2.) Stalking
Scenario 1:
Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night!
Scenario 2:
Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night!
Girl 2: Really?!
Girl 1: Yeah! His name is insert name here, he's in insert classes here, he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)
Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night!
Scenario 2:
Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night!
Girl 2: Really?!
Girl 1: Yeah! His name is insert name here, he's in insert classes here, he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)
by Amanda November 05, 2004
A semi-useful social networking site that's a decent way of reaching certain people and tracking down acquaintances you don't talk to very often. Also valuable if you enjoy reading people's status updates, such as important breaking news like "Arthur is at home" and "Serena can't wait for the weekend."
Jimmy is having marginal success with using Facebook to fuck chicks
I'm still getting friend requests from high school acquaintances on Facebook. That site is so 2007.
I'm still getting friend requests from high school acquaintances on Facebook. That site is so 2007.
by Lazarus Ciccone July 25, 2008
The reason why I'm divorced
by Miz Tee February 09, 2010
by Schnitterbit January 15, 2011
a social networking site where you log in to take quizzes and post the results in everyone's homepage - eventhough no one is interested with it.
--It is also where you learn to delete friends because of their endless post of their quiz results with their comments about it... that you have nothing to do with.
--It is also where you learn to delete friends because of their endless post of their quiz results with their comments about it... that you have nothing to do with.
Facebook Homepage:
(insert name here) took the quiz "How stupid are you?" and the result is you're stupid! roflmao
(insert name here) took the quiz "How stupid are you?" and the result is you're stupid! roflmao
by make it blank April 25, 2009