faceboob

to look through added friends or friends of friends pictures in hopes of finding great bikini pictures. Albums named Beach are prime areas for this activity

I added Dolly as a friend last night, I hope she accepts! With a rack like that i cant wait to faceboob her!

by redkaw February 24, 2010

Facebooked

The act of meeting up with another person for the sole purpose of having them sit on your face.

I facebooked your mum the other night, nearly lost my head up there.

by Deadpan January 14, 2009

Facebored

Facebored

Face·Bored {Feys-bord}
-verb
1. to be stay on Facebook for a great quantity of time, waiting for a "photo comment" or for a friend's new "Profile Pic" to be uploaded.

2. to change your Facebook status to something nobody wants to know such as, "just woke up," or "going to sleep."

3. to have back and forth conversations with another person, (who is usually Facebored as well.)

1. "I am so facebored that I refreshed my Facebook page ten times in the last thirty seconds."

2. "This guy just posted that he is going to sleep on his Facebook wall. He must be very facebored."

by Eye-van Cal-eh-gary August 3, 2009

Faceboomer

Member of the post WWII Babyboomer generation who has "discovered" facebook and enthusiastically posts and friends.

Since Debbie has become a faceboomer, her friends and family have been inundated with her friend requests, comments and status updates on facebook, leading her daughter to unfriend her.

by Westport Alice September 7, 2010

iPod Facebooker

Someone who only goes on facebook through their iPod Touch or iPhone.

Person 1: Why doesn't Jack ever friend request anybody on facebook?
Person 2: Jack's a ipod facebooker, that's why.

by notoriouskimmerz June 23, 2009

I facebooked your mom

an insult thrown at someone to show how much of a flirt their mom is thus probably making her a slut

Dave: Steve your a retard.
Steve: I facebooked your mom!

by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008

faceboob

Placing one's head between a pair of boobs to facilitate the rubbing of the face with the breasts.

'Do you mind if I faceboob you'
'Go ahead'
'Brrrllllrrrr*'

*faceboobing is often accompanied by sounds similar to those of a bluppy or raspberry

by lorinery September 23, 2009