Facebbatical

When you take time out from Facbeook because you realise its ruining your life. A Facebook Sabbatical.

I'm taking a Facebbatical. I can't handle seeing pics of my ex keep flagging up in my friend feed.

by vickysimmons January 24, 2009

Facebaiting

Posting vague, self pitying status updates on Facebook in an obvious bid for attention and emotional support.

Sally: Will anything good ever come into my life?

Bobby: Doubt it, dude. Stop Facebaiting.

by Johnwilkie April 2, 2011

facebaiting

The phenomenon whereby an intentional and impossibly obscure Facebook status causes numerous friends to respond.

After declaring in his status that "Rich has big news" - he was accused of facebaiting.

by Mace in AZ February 14, 2009

tacklebox faceplant

The act of piercing one's face so many times, it appears they have proformed a faceplant in a tacklebox. also see faceplant

"Holy Christ! Have you seen Mary lately?! It looks like she did a tacklebox faceplant!"

by TarantisticCthulhu May 30, 2006

facepasta

State of despair so acute as to necessitate one's faced to be pressed down into a plate of pasta.

It's not disastrous - we're not talking about a total facepasta scenario.

by facegoop May 26, 2011

facelist

"It's pretty much a Craigslist, but on Facebook and for middle, high school, and college students in the Long Beach, Lakewood, or cities nearby." (Taken from Facebook page)
Facelist is a "list" of things (appearing on the Facelist wall) for sale in the Lakewood-Long Beach area. Most people under the age of twenty are members of Facelist, and many things are sold there, including iPods, phones, clothes, and shoes.

"I need money" *Posts iPod on Facelist* Meets up at the Lakewood Mall, gets money for iPod from fellow Facelister.

by Websterin'dis'shit January 22, 2012

fartblaster

One who unleashes mad gas on a regular basis; one who blasts the farts

Today I(michael) took up the role of fartblaster in class today, TO THE MAX!!

by Captain B November 4, 2003