facebooking your territory

To constantly and excessively comment and "like" posts and pics of someone you're interested in.

Drew: "Good lord have you seen Michelle's wall lately?"
Tara: "I know right?! Josh is facebooking his territory all over, in and around that..."
Drew: "He's liked the last 20 things posted, he's the king of facebooking your territory."
Tara: "I wonder if he'll pee on her leg to ward off the others when we go camping next weekend baha"

by TylerDurden44 June 10, 2010

Facebaiting

Posting vague, self pitying status updates on Facebook in an obvious bid for attention and emotional support.

Sally: Will anything good ever come into my life?

Bobby: Doubt it, dude. Stop Facebaiting.

by Johnwilkie April 2, 2011

facebaiting

The phenomenon whereby an intentional and impossibly obscure Facebook status causes numerous friends to respond.

After declaring in his status that "Rich has big news" - he was accused of facebaiting.

by Mace in AZ February 14, 2009

Facebooking

Being on www.facebook.com all day at work, after work, before work, during sleep, while taking a dump, at school.

Synonyms: myspacing, hi5ing, friendstering

1. Sorry boss, I couldn't finish the assignment cause I was busy facebooking all day.

by Raman L December 9, 2008

Facebooking around

To aimlessly browse Facebook with no explicit intentions; checking "updated friends," looking at pictures, writing on walls, playing with applications, etc.

Person 1: "What are you doing on your computer?
Person 2: "Nothing important, just facebooking around."

by Renee K January 11, 2009

Facebooking

(v.)- To wrap your buttcheeks around another person's face, like putting an open book over their face, hence the term "Facebooking." The facebooker can then proceed to smother his/her partner's face with his/her buttcheeks. Used as a sexual move between partners. Also known as "cheek to cheek."

Dude, she facebooked me last night and it was fucking awesome until she farted up my nose.

Oh gross! those two guys are facebooking each other in public in BROAD DAYLIGHT!

by Count Zurich April 4, 2009

shit-facebooking

When you get on FaceBook there when you're "shit-faced", it's "shit-facebooking"

Hey, last night I was shit-facebooking...and I was so drunk I could not even type!

by bebi_ar September 12, 2009