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Facesitting

When Milena sits on your face and then you eat the p**sy like its birthday cake🤤
Keep facesitting on me your p**sy tastes so good
by Abdil facesitter April 21, 2018
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When a vagina completely glides acrossed a mans face while wiggling from side to side making it hard for him to breathe for her own plessure.
Sara almost suffocated Nick last night when she was facesitting. He thought she broke his nose.
by Facefuckingwhore November 22, 2017
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Facesitting

When a someone sits on another someone's face.

Preferably naked but clothes works just as well.
That bitch was into some kinky shit nigga, like she was into bondage and facesitting n' shit cuz.
by WRYYYYYYYYYY March 7, 2019
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facesitting

The act of taking a facebook username for the sole purpose of denying it from others.
I was one of the first to get my username so I' facesitting on TwilightFan
by lucasgamer June 12, 2009
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Facesitting

The greatest thing to happen to the human race. Along with FemDom facesitting is great sucking that vagina and FemDom facesitting is good too because having a slave forced to be sat upon is a great view. I also love scat facesitting where a mistress will poop into the human toilets mouth(slave) and they must eat it and I love it.
You want to do some facesitting tonight?
by TheJimmyOfDerp May 13, 2019
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FaceShitting

Facetiming on the apple products while taking a shit. This is done with usually the iPod or iPad, However it is also done with the iPhone
Me: Hey could you stop texting me and FaceTime me

You: Sure

You: Wtf are you Faceshitting!?!

Me: Ya so...
by Clone54 February 8, 2014
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Platonic facesitting

A dynamic physical activity involving two people, definitionally neither sexual nor romantic in nature, characterized by the uke adopting a superior position relative to the other participant, who, depending on circumstances, is described by theorists as the nage, tori, or shite. Lingual stimulation is neither necessary nor sufficient for an act to constitute platonic facesitting, but it has been observed with increasing frequency in the decades since the publication of the Henry Miller's "The Smile at the Foot of the Ladder", considered by Australian art critics to be the seminal text in the study of the phenomena. See for criticism the works of the Jakarta Nihilists, who argue, with shocking abruptness, that platonic facesitting is neither possible nor desirable.
I saw Sally and John engaged in platonic facesitting at the beach last Thursday. John used to talk about standing up for women's liberation, now he approaches the project from a different posture.
by TROPICAL_THEORY September 26, 2022
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