When he walks out of that car on the first tinder date, your jaw will drop. You weren't expecting much, but he's easily the prettiest pakistani boy you've ever and will meet. However, his jaded perspective on life and fears of leading you on will result in him calling you a noob at kissing on the first date. In addition, when you ask him to roast you as a joke, he will come at you saying, "if your forehead was any smaller jane goodall would put you in a cage and teach you sign language" after which you can just roast his nose dw:) But, if he is your first kiss, you won't regret it. At first, he will seem like a toxic brown boy, but give him some time to know you and you'll fall in love with his dimples. He is incredibly smart, hard-working, loyal, and honest once you get to know him. In addition, he has a huge dick lol.. Just try not to get too attached to him because he gets tired really easy and will blow you off repeatedly.
Otherwise he's a really good person, get to know him if you have the opportunity!
Otherwise he's a really good person, get to know him if you have the opportunity!
me: you're coming over tonight right?
Faakhir: omg i just took a shower
*an hour later*
me: where are you??
Faakhir: It got worse im in bed
Faakhir: omg i just took a shower
*an hour later*
me: where are you??
Faakhir: It got worse im in bed
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by Henry Lau December 1, 2013
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by abhinavpro January 4, 2021
Get the FAANGosexual mug.She's a sweet girl that doesn't have much regard for your past. In fact, she's often amazed by a change in a person and will often want to support those that are fragile inside. She may come across as quite blunt and jarring, but deep down she has a lovely, radiant soul, filled with intricate emotions. She's not that confident so be careful how you interact with this precious gem. Just know that she'll never give up on you, just don't break her heart, otherwise she can become quite sour. She wants the best for everyone and doesn't mind others taking control. She just wants to be protected and loved. Faatimah doesn't need much, she's always surrounded my people with issues but makes time for everyone. She's irresistibly cute and beautiful, she'll play it off but deep down she loves the compliments. Faatimah might take a while to actually be comfortable around you, she maybe never will. Just be obsessed with her and you'll be end up as the luckiest guy ever.
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Pronounced as Faag-laa
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