An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.
Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.
Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.
Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.
Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?
Larry : Furious masturbation?
Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.
Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.
Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.
Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.
Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?
Larry : Furious masturbation?
Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.
Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.
by Darker January 21, 2010
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This failure of an operation ironically later led to the deaths of US Border Patrol and and ATF agents.
This failure of an operation ironically later led to the deaths of US Border Patrol and and ATF agents.
Gun smuggler 1: Yo, that Fast and Furious thing was great. It made millions.
Gun smuggler 2: You mean that movie?
Gun smuggler 1: No, that stupid plan to get cartel bosses off the street. They let me to sell this 9mm to the guy down the street in hopes it would lead them to 'bigger fish'
Gun smuggler 2: You mean that movie?
Gun smuggler 1: No, that stupid plan to get cartel bosses off the street. They let me to sell this 9mm to the guy down the street in hopes it would lead them to 'bigger fish'
by Gaypotato December 14, 2011
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A person who is furloughed due to Covid-19 and decides to do something positive and share their skills with a good cause or charity.
I've been Furlonteering for UN Women - it's been great to keep a purpose whilst on furlough and make a difference! Have you registered as a Furlonteer?
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Brushed off by leftists, moonbats, the Obama administration and Obamabots as another "fake" or "phony" scandal in their continued trend of failed leadership and not accepting responsibility for anything.
Brushed off by leftists, moonbats, the Obama administration and Obamabots as another "fake" or "phony" scandal in their continued trend of failed leadership and not accepting responsibility for anything.
Maria and her son Ceasar were murdered by drug dealers in Mexico today. It was discovered that the weapons used in the murders were more of those from the failed Fast and Furious operation, tragically.
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by Rikkasempai99 January 1, 2016
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"Hey look, that's a Frionce!"
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