fundietard

A fundie who is also a retard, which happens to be the case with most fundies.

Alice: Man, did you hear the story about two parents letting their deathly ill child die by praying instead of sending him to a hospital?

Bob: sure did, what a bunch of fundietards.

Alice: true.

by Supreme_Bananas January 15, 2009

sudbury retirement fund

a collection of returnable empty beer bottles.

"holy shit walt.. you must have 100 cases of empties in the garage.. why don't you return them?"

"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"

by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009

Trust Fund Hockey

A slang term for the sport, lacrosse.

All those boys at Dalhousie play hockey alright, trust fund hockey.

by LaughingMad April 28, 2011

fundie mode

The practice of intolerant religious fundamentalists (fundies)to type in ALL CAPS, frequently with poor or missing grammatical skills, in an online chat room or message posting, presumably proving their viewpoint superior to others.
Also can be used to ridicule others who inadvertently hit the Caps Lock key by accident and don't notice before they hit Enter.

Agnstic1: But there's no dispute in the scientific world about evolution.
GdHtsfags: YES THER IS! MY PREECHER TOLD ME BUT THATS OK BECUSE YUR GOINGSTRAIHT TO HELL JESUS IS LOVE!
Agnstic1: Ssiighhh...yeah. Whatever.

Bob1: So what happened after we hit the bar?
Dave2: Well afTER WE WENT HOME SHE GAVE ME THE GREATEST BLOWJOB IN HISTORY!
Bob1: Woah man, dropped into fundie mode there.
Dave2: Oops, lol. Hey, that BJ was worth all caps.
Bob1: lol

by Grafikman December 25, 2006

fuck off fund

A large sum of money saved up in the event that you tell your employer or partner fuck off. A fuck-offee should have a years' worth of expenses saved to remain self-sustaining while looking for a new source of income.

I told my boss to fuck off today and that's alright because my fuck off fund has my back.

by Lizisms December 14, 2017

Fendi

Means something that’s very true or that’s its facts

Damn my nigga that’s fendi

by Percocets May 23, 2018

Findie

A term for an overly ambitious financial dominatrix.

Usual behaviors include: Being submissive in real life, obnoxiously advertising herself in inappropriate spaces, and collecting simps.

Findie: "Hello my name is Goddess Narcissus, here's my bank account, PAY ME!"
Guy: "This is a origami forum, lady. Damned findies."

by アメリカへの死 March 31, 2020